I am a Senior Hotdog Analyst from Harvard, Boston. Here I got my Masters
PhD in Hotdog Analytics where I am legally able to discuss what is a hotdog and
what isn’t a hotdog.
In this blog log, I am going to discuss the different types of hotdogs I have
eaten and try to answer the oldest question known to man, “is a hotdog a
sandwich?”
Besides my Masters PhD in Hotdog Analysis, I have qualifications on eating
hotdogs from a young ripe age of baby. When my uncle would take care of me when
my parents were working, I would go to his refrigrator and take the pre-cooked
hotdogs out and slurp them hotdogs down like they were jello. Mhhhmm, wet cold
hotdogs, these are the definition of memories.
This did lead me to a hole of being a well rounded child, my nickname was “fat
kid” given to me by my parents and family.
I was able to get myself out of the hole, lost weight, and went to get my
Masters PhD in Hotdog Analysis at Harvard, Boston. I continue to eat hotdogs
today but as a luxury rather than for a past time.
I live by a quote that goes by
The world always seems juicy when you’ve just made hotdogs that wasn’t there before. New Fork Times
As a hobby, I watch and quote I Think You Should Leave by Tim Robinson.
Thank you for hotdog!